Drunken plans
Mar. 29th, 2015 11:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swehSo, as you should know, I'm into bondage.
Last year I had a pair of Chinos that wore through in the crotch (fatso me; legs rub; material wears).
So I thought I'd make a hobble skirt out of it. Now, from a sewing perspective, the results are pretty bad. However, from a bondage perspective it worked pretty well. Ankle length skirt that is so strict that I literally can not put one foot in front of the other; the freedom of movement is that small.
So the drunken plan...
I wondered how long it would take to walk a block. So I put on jeans and shoes and coat (literally that's it; no underpants, socks, shirt) and walked a square block; one block east, south, west, north. 4m27s.
Then I replaced the jeans with the hobble skirt.
It took 1 minute just to walk down my front stops and cross the road. At that point I gave up. There was no way I was going to walk the square block.
Plan fail!
Last year I had a pair of Chinos that wore through in the crotch (fatso me; legs rub; material wears).
So I thought I'd make a hobble skirt out of it. Now, from a sewing perspective, the results are pretty bad. However, from a bondage perspective it worked pretty well. Ankle length skirt that is so strict that I literally can not put one foot in front of the other; the freedom of movement is that small.
So the drunken plan...
I wondered how long it would take to walk a block. So I put on jeans and shoes and coat (literally that's it; no underpants, socks, shirt) and walked a square block; one block east, south, west, north. 4m27s.
Then I replaced the jeans with the hobble skirt.
It took 1 minute just to walk down my front stops and cross the road. At that point I gave up. There was no way I was going to walk the square block.
Plan fail!
