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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	set your bed on fire, to exorcise the evil demon spirits that made you dream about doing bad things, like setting your bed on fire.
Then, after lunch...	have an in-depth discussion of Marxism and its effects on the global macro-economy with a lamp post.
Dinner will consist of...	three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will call	syringavulgaris
And the two of you will proceed to...	do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.

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