sweh | Pirate meme

Stede Bonnet

You are 75 %Treasurer, have 42% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 38% in Wenchwanting!

Okay, so you're good with treasure, but that's not really enough to
call yourself a pirate. You commandeer a ship, not buy one. You force
your crew to sign a pledge of allegance, you don't pay them off. Just
because you're a rich plantation owner having a mid-life crisis,
doesn't mean you can suddenly go rogue pirate and expect people to take
you seriously. Being a pirate is about being a smelly, nasty, evil,
bloodthirsty, horny bastard. You just don't make the grade. You're the
equivilant of a Pirate Nerd!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 94% on Treasurer
You scored higher than 5% on Seafairability
You scored higher than 5% on Bloodlusting
You scored higher than 12% on Wenchwanting